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Joke #1 ====================================================
After a day fishing in the ocean, a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket…
He is approached by the ranger who asks him for his fishing license.
The fisherman says to the warden, “I did not catch these lobsters, they are my pets… ”
“Every day I come down to the water and whistle… ”
“These lobsters jump out of the water, and I take them for a walk, only to return them at the end of the day.”
The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal to fish without a license.
The fisherman turns to the warden and says, “If you don’t believe me, then watch”…
The fisherman then throws the lobsters back into the water.
The warden, wide-eyed and intrigued, says, “Now whistle to your lobsters and show me that they will come out of the water.”
The fisherman turns to the warden and says…
“What lobsters?”
Joke #2 ====================================================
Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend…
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning one of his hot rods for an upcoming show.
His wife was standing there at the bench watching him.
After a long period of silence, she finally speaks.
“Honey, I’ve just been thinking, now that we are married, maybe it’s time you quit spending all your time out here in the garage… ”
“You probably should just consider selling all your cars.”
Tom gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, “Darling, what’s wrong?”
Tom said, “There for a minute you were starting to sound like my ex-wife.”
“Ex-wife!”, she screams, “You never told me you were married before!”
Tom replied…
“I wasn’t.”
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